underachiver

The Inventor's New Invention by JMD "It works!" the inventor shouted, looking over the naked, and very confused, young woman standing in front of him. "What works?" the woman asked, doing her own looking around.  She seemed to be standing in the middle of a workshop, but looking closer she could see a washer and dryer off in one corner.  "And where the hell am I?" she added, turning back to face the inventor. "You're in my laboratory," he told her proudly. She looked skeptical.  "It looks more like a basement," she stated flatly. The inventor's head dropped somewhat.  "Well, it is, actually," he admitted.  "But my wife lets me work on m